Things that go bump
"Hey, who's that little girl in the unit downstairs?"
"You mean the unit directly below this office?"
"Yeah. I saw her running past the glass door as I came up earlier."
"What little girl? That unit is unoccupied!"
"WHAT?!! You're joking!"
"I'm not! It has been vacant for as long as I've been working here!"
"But I've seen that little girl a few times already when I was passing by."
"I know for sure that it's vacant because I've been down there to have a look at the place. Somebody I know was thinking of renting that unit."
[looks at hair on arms standing on end] "You're not joking."
"Nope."
"Why you must tell me lah?"
"You asked, what."
"Eeee... how to go back downstairs like that?"
[Sunflower laughs at poor hapless fellow]
Every week, there's some sort of drama in my life...